Základní:
Vzdělání/studuji: Maturita
Práce: Dělník
Postava: Normální
Oči: Hnědé
Vlasy: Žádné
Barva vlasů: Tmavě hnědá
Znamení: Blíženec
Etnikum: Běloch
Tetování: Ne
Piercing: Ne
Alkohol: Příležitostně
Kouření: Ne
Drogy: Nechci uvést
Osobní:
Povaha:Introvert Extrovert
Pořádek:Nepořádný Pořádný
Dochvilnost:Nedochvilný Dochvilný
Zženštilý:Vůbec Hodně
Technický typ:Vůbec Hodně
Pohled na svět:Pesimista Optimista
Požitky:Idealista Materialista
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Jokes from the Muslim stand-up comic Goffaq Yussef.
Good evening gentlemen, and get out, ladies.
On my flight to New York there must have been an Israeli
in the bathroom the entire time. There was a sign on the door
that said "occupied."
What do you say to a Muslim woman with two black eyes?
Nothing! You told her twice already!
How many Palestinians does it take to change a light bulb?
None! They sit in the dark forever and blame the Jews
for it!
Did you hear about the Broadway play, The Palestinians?
It bombed!
What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia?
Lefty!
Did you hear about the Muslim strip club?
It features full facial nudity!
Why do Palestinians find it convenient to live on the West
Bank? Because it's just a stone's throw from Israel!
Why are Palestinian boys luckier than American boys?
Because every Palestinian boy will get to join a rock
group!
A small plane carrying Yassir Arafat and all his top
lieutenants crashes and all aboard are killed. Who is saved?
The world!
A Palestinian suspect was being grilled by Israeli
police.
"Honest, I'm not a suicide bomber," he said.
"I didn't say I wanted to blow myself up so I could
sleep with 72 virgins. All I said was I'm dying to
get laid!"
What does the sign say above the nursery in a
Palestinian maternity ward?
"Live ammunition."
A Palestinian girl says to her mommy:
"After Abdul blows himself up, can I have his room?"
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