matey1 (28/171/62)

A smile is the prettiest thing you can wear.
I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it’s the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It’s probably one of the most important thing in a person.

Sleeping is my drug,
my bed is my dealer,
and my alarm clock
is the police.

Getting outta bed is one of the hardest challenges of the day... :D

Funny how fast you can wake up when you realize you've overslept.
Do you like sleeping? Me, too. We should do it together sometime :D.

My mirror says „Dayum! You lookin‘ fine“ my camera says „You look like shit.“ :DD

My brain:
5% names
3% phone numbers
2 % stuff i should know for school
90% song lyrics

*Computer freezes.* Me: "WTF?!" *Starts clicking everywhere.* :DDD

"I can't eat anymore, I'm full!" "Do you want any desert?" "YESSS!" :D

Seeing a spider is nothing. It becomes a problem when it disappears. :D

I lost my teddy bear, can i sleep with u?
Blanket on – Too hot
Blanket off – Too cold
One leg out – PERFECT
until the demon from paranormal activity grabs it and drags you through the hall :D.

When you’re home alone & someone knocks on your door.
10% say “who is it?“
64% look through the peep hole.
25% open the door.
1% crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quietly to make sure it isn’t a masked murder. I am that 1% :D.

I study for minutes and take breaks for hours. :D
Things I do when I have to study: 1% = Study, 99% = Tell people I have to study. :D

Rules for life:
1. Dance like no one is watching
2. Love like you have never been hurt
3. Sing like nobody is there
4. Live like there is no tomorrow

No one is going to love you if you don't love yourself.
Don't wait for the perfect moment. Take the moment and make it perfect.
The most wasted day is the day that we've not laughed.
Enjoy the little things in life... for one day you’ll look back and realize they were the big things.
Be so happy that when people look at you they become happy too.

Don't forget to smile :)))