Condoms !Imagine if all the major brands started selling their own condoms and kept their original tag-lines.
Sainsbury condoms – making life taste better
Tesco Condoms – every little helps
Nike Condoms – Just do it
Peugeot Condoms – The ride of your life
KFC Condoms – Finger Licking good
Minstrels Condoms – melt in your mouth, not in your hand
Safeway Condoms – Lightening the load
Abbey National Condoms – because life is complicated enough
Coca Cola Condoms – The real thing
Ever Ready Condoms – keep going and going
Pringles Condoms – once you pop, you can’t stop
Burger King Condoms – Home of the Whopper
Goodyear Condoms – “for a longer ride, go wide”
Muller light condoms – so much pleasure, but where’s the pain?
Flash Condoms – Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work
Halford Condoms – we go the extra mile
Royal Mail Condoms – I saw this and thought of you
Andrex Condoms – Soft, strong and very very long
Renault Condoms – size really does matter!
Domestos Condoms – gets right in the rim
Heineken Condoms -reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
Carlsberg Condoms – probably the best condom in the world
Pepperami Condoms – its a bit of an animal
Polo Condoms – the condom with the hole!! (VERY poor seller !!)
McDonalds Condoms – I’m Lovin’ it!